Veterinary's Day

Maggie makes plans to visit Kansas City...

Maggie: .... So I'll fly into Kansas City International Airport on Thursday and leave Monday. Monday is Veterinary Day so I figured you'd be able to drop me off since it's a holiday. Is that okay for you?

Bonnie: I'll check my schedule. PS.... There isn't a national holiday for veterinaries.

Maggie: Ohh. I thought it was a holiday that Monday for the war people.

Bonnie: I know.... But what you said implied that there was a holiday for animal doctors. What you meant was veterans.

Maggie: Ooooh! I thought they were called veterinarians!

Bonnie: I know. I know...

Japanese Prostitutes

Looking at Gwen Stefani's Harajuku girls line of clothing at Target....


Bonnie: Awww! Look how cute these clothes are! This one has a harajuku girl on it...

Maggie: (disgusted) What?! Why would they do that?

Bonnie: Why not? That's the name of the line.

Maggie: And that makes it okay to put a prostitute on a little girls shirt?!

Bonnie: What are you talking about? It's not a prostitute.

Maggie: Doesn't 'harajuku' mean 'prostitute'??

Bonnie: Maggie, why in the world would they name a children's line after prostitutes?

Maggie: That's what I'm saying!"

Bonnie: It doesn't mean prostitute!

Maggie: Oh.