At work opening a large shipment of new leather belts.
Bonnie: Wow! Smell all the cow we got going on here!
Maggie: What?
Bonnie: Cow. You know... leather..... cows...
Maggie: Wait. Leather comes from COWS?!
Bonnie: Maggie.... you didn't know leather came from cows?
Maggie: No! I just thought it was a material.
Bonnie: It is a material.
Maggie: No.....like.... man made. Like cotton or silk.
Bonnie: Cotton and silk are not man made. They come from natural sources. Pleather is man made. Leather is from cows.
Maggie: No way! I didn't know that. (pause) So what comes from pigs?
Bonnie: Polyester.
Maggie: Really??
Bonnie: No.
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