On lunch break talking about birth control...
Maggie: Well.... if you don't use the pill, then what do you use??
Bonnie: If someone doesn't use a condom, you could do the pull out method..... or.... anal sex.
Maggie: You can still get pregnant!
Bonnie: This just gets better and better...
Maggie: Bonnie! You can get pregant in the butt!
Bonnie: Really? You think you can get pregnant through anal sex?
Maggie: Can't you??
Bonnie: Exactly how do you think this works?
Maggie: It all goes to the same place!
Bonnie: It needs to go through your reproduction organs.
Maggie: I know! But it's all connected.
Bonnie: Your butt is connected to your reproductive system?
Maggie: Isn't it?
Bonnie: Riddle me this. What is your colon attached to?
Maggie: I don't know.
Bonnie: Your colon is attached to your intestines from your stomach. Your vagina is attached to your reproductive system. There is no way sperm can enter a person's butt and get them pregnant. If that were true, I'd be a mother to the Brady Bunch right now.
Maggie: I am NOT doing that.
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