Saturday, May 12, 2012

Butt Babies

On lunch break talking about birth control...

Maggie: Well.... if you don't use the pill, then what do you use??

Bonnie: If someone doesn't use a condom, you could do the pull out method..... or.... anal sex.

Maggie: You can still get pregnant!

Bonnie: This just gets better and better...

Maggie: Bonnie! You can get pregant in the butt!

Bonnie: Really? You think you can get pregnant through anal sex?

Maggie: Can't you??

Bonnie: Exactly how do you think this works?

Maggie: It all goes to the same place!

Bonnie: It needs to go through your reproduction organs.

Maggie: I know! But it's all connected.

Bonnie: Your butt is connected to your reproductive system?

Maggie: Isn't it?

Bonnie: Riddle me this. What is your colon attached to?

Maggie: I don't know.

Bonnie: Your colon is attached to your intestines from your stomach. Your vagina is attached to your reproductive system. There is no way sperm can enter a person's butt and get them pregnant. If that were true, I'd be a mother to the Brady Bunch right now.

Maggie: I am NOT doing that.

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