Maggie: Hey, Bonnie.... I was so upset this morning because I dropped my bagel on the sidewalk coming up here. I didn't know if I should pick it up and eat it anyway because I didn't want to get an STD....
Me: Wait.... what??
Maggie: I didn't know if you could get an STD from the sidewalk...
Me: Maggie... you get an STD from sex! It's a sexually transmitted disease not a sidewalk transmitted disease!
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