Sex Ed

Maggie driving, both exhausted, silence...

(Bonnie yawns)

Maggie: Say something to keep me awake.

Bonnie: You say something to keep ME awake.

Maggie: But I'm driving! It should be you talking.

Bonnie: Maggie... if you're talking to me, you're gonna be awake either way.

Maggie: Oh yeah.

(Long pause)

Maggie: (excited) Guess what?! I learned what 69 means!

(Bonnie laughing so hard she makes no sound while attempting to get air....)

Maggie: (oblivious) I mean... I knew what it was, I just didn't know it was called a 69. But my friends demonstrated over dinner with spoons!

(Bonnie now falling over, face squished to window in fits of laughter)

Maggie: (still oblivious) I also learned what teabagging is!!

(Tears start rolling down Bonnie's face...)

Maggie: (continuing) That's sooo gross! Ulgh!

Bonnie: (regaining composure) So I take it you've never done that?

Maggie: No........ (pause) well..... teabagging anyway.....